Shampoo was asked to write down ten reasons why Mousse is not the one for her. Here's what she came up with.

1) He always mistake someone else for me when he no wear his glasses.
2) Backyard pond cost fortune in upkeep. Aiyaa!! Look at price!
3) He never be home, since he always be traveling with Chinese Acrobat Circus. That leave Shampoo to do cleaning and watching children!
4) Mousse very, very good-looking, but he look like weirdo when wearing glasses.
5) Shampoo no like having to polish weapons all time!!
6) He too possessive.
7) Shampoo no could hug him because of all hidden weapons.
8) Shampoo and Mousse have to go south in wintertime. That get annoying every year.
9) You really want take someone who dresses like that to dinner at fancy restaurant? Shampoo think not.
 
 
 
 
 
 

10) And above all, Shampoo love Ranma!

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