2)
Ryoga and Ukyo?
Heartbroken,
they would sit and sulk and contemplate suicide in her restaurant. Then,
after spending so much time together plotting revenge, they would fall
in love and Ukyo would direct Ryoga to Las Vegas where they would elope.
After moving back to Japan, they would have five directionally challenged
children who wear bandanas and make okinomiyaki.
3)
Nabiki and Kuno?
Nabiki,
while attempting not to laugh at him, would try to placate Kuno, who is
trying to impale himself with his sword. Eventually, Kuno would open his
eyes and realize: "Hey, Nabiki's really hot. Hmmm. Both of her sisters
are taken, and the pigtailed girl has mysteriously disappeared, so..."
They would begin a noncommital relationship and move into a loft apartment
in downtown Tokyo together, and Nabiki would help Kuno get over his stone-age
views on life and love.
6)
Kodaichi?
Kodaichi
would stalk Ranma until Akane beat the living s*** out of her and had her
placed under a restraining order.
7)
Shampoo, our favorite Chinese Amazon?
She
would be banished from China for failing to either marry or kill Ranma.
Forced to spend the rest of her life in exile in Japan, she wouldopen up
a chain of "Cat Cafes" and remain single, occaisionally dating a nice Japanese
martial artist.
8)
Mousse?
Every
so often, Shampoo and Mousse would go out to dinner until Mousse got them
kicked out of the restaurant for beating up the guys who are checking out
his date.
9)
Shampoo?
Eventually
Shampoo would fall for a supposedly nice guy and have a super-strong daughter.
Then, they would divorce because he tried to be abusive but it just wasn't
working. So Shampoo would become a successful single working mother.
10)
Cologne?
In
her old age, she has become a babbling great-great-grandmother, and rather
than put her in a nursing home, Shampoo would keep her in her house so
she could baby-sit.
11)
Akane?
Akane
will forever remain oblivious to the fact that P-chan is really Ryoga,
and would die thinking her pet had been left as roadkill on the highway.
12)
Kodaichi?
Kodaichi
would finally end up in an insane asylum for breaking her restraining order
and paralyzing Ranma with some black roses. She would spend the rest of
her days jumping around a padded room in a straightjacket claiming to be
a chocolate chip cookie.